Suri Cruise does an astonishing impersonation of a child of a regular married couple. If it weren’t for Katie bot being positioned next to her with a “loving” smile hardwired onto her face, there would be no evidence that this little angel were a mini Scilon.
She kind of looks like a frightened little mouse or some other tiny adorable animal. I mean, it boggles the mind that this baby is being reared by Tommy and the Bot and that in all likelihood she was created in a test tube using LRH’s sperm. That Ron Hubbard sure can grow him some cute kiddies.
I bet Tommy is p*ssed that his peen being stuck in men’s no no places means that he cannot produce offspring of his own. I gather than a man’s no no places are not the best or most fertile ground for growing babies. When these two crazy kids were trying for a baby, rather than put his peen in Katie bot’s USB adaptor slot (or whatever she has instead a vagina), he stuck it in the warm and squishy crevices of a fellow peen-haver.
Well, whomever the heck this kid belongs to she is the cutest pre-rehab celebrity kiddie on the block.
Suri looks so like Tom and not like Katie. I’ll bet she’s not the real mother.
I keep hearing the other way around, that Katie’s ex, Chris Klien, is the real father. Most people are pretty sure that at least one of them is a faker though.
Haha @ Timoteo.
Suri is a living doll! But every time I see her, I think about what a spoiled brat she must be and what a future slut and drug addict she’s going to turn into.
Like I said, I smile every time I see Suri. Ha.
She’ll shave her head and become a Hari Krishna!
Fer shurrrr!
I am interested to see just how screwed up she becomes. This is going to be sad…
I have a new theory about suri…she’s the equivalent to ankin skywalker…destined to bring balance to Hollywood (and cause her parents pain)
she does look like a normal cute little girl here…then again when tom isn’t around she and katie tend to do that…lol
Tom has been AWOL for a while, that makes me nervous. Wonder what he is up to.
Maybe he’s working in one of Oprah’s sweatshops paying her back for that couch he jumped on a few years back…lol
Actually, I think he’s hiding in shame becise he poured all his heart and soul into the Valkryie movie and nobody really cared to see it, so he’s probably in come cave crying like a little bitch…or he’s lookin for Katie’s replacement…or both…hehehe