It was the beginning of a dark and twisted journey.

But Cheeto might be a bit more effective – it may get to the point quicker and stop all of the thrashing about.

The English really are often much more efficient than we Americans.

Yes, I had to use my safe word about three and a half minutes in.

Then I had to wrack my brain as to where I had seen something similar – not in the ‘dance’ moves per se – and I hate to play fast and loose with the word dance here, as really, Beyonda Farce looks like a bad contortionist, but the hand moves, the gloves….

Let’s go way back to the year 1981……a film called “Streets of Fire”…..a rock and roll fantasy set in the future……watch the rock star “Ellen Aim”
(sadly, played by wonderful actress Diane Lane, but, hey, she was just a kid back then) – -
sing the two songs “Nowhere Fast” and the end song especially, “Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young” – note the space age outfit (at least hers had some color), but especially note the hand moves and gloves….eerily similar.

you can find it on You Tube if you look deep.

And just an aside, Diane Lane as an Actress PLAYING a rock star strapped into an unfortunate outfit, still managed to actually dance.

Sucha Farce’s moves are a combination of Elaine on Seinfeld and Sarah Palin doing the head move during the moose rap.

Also – dying to know, what’s your safety word. Mine’s CHEETO

Is nothing sacred anymore?

I do not need Big Internet Brother protecting me.

I have a ‘safe’ word – I can hit ‘stop’ at ANY TIME, you bastards!

grrrrrrr

That Freakin’ picture is going to be a feature player in my next nightmare!

A Wide Open screaming mouth wearing an iron suit.

I had better make sure I don’t eat any spicy food before bed!

Run Children! RRRUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

And of course, now I have to watch the video. I am a masochist. Help me.

Now that’s funny!

Boxing Meets MMA´s last blog post..ALL CLEAR: FeedMedic Alert for http://feeds.feedburner.com/blogspot/Mmameetsboxing