Yes mother effer, I actually had to make up a word, to try to covey just how retarded Bouncy’s outfit is [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Bouncy Knowles, who from now on will (sometimes) be referred to on this site by her alter-ego name, Sucha Farce*, can be seen in the above image, in what I can only assume is some kind of full-body couture bullet-proof-vest, by some GD fancy-pants designer based at the Arse End of Nowhere Fashion House, Paris.
Farce fought past security without even breaking a sweat, after having invited herself and her whack-arse alter-ego to the MTV Europe Music Awards. During the show, Farce worked her Super Mario Power Glove hand and, simultaneously, outstayed her welcome.
Fwat da kuck is going on with this outfit?
The off-colour weave and Crayola eyebrows I can forgive, but the half-arsed attempts at being invis-a-bubble, not on my watch!
Do you think Farce is trying to blend into her uninspiring set decoration with this get up? If so, someone might want to tell her that she is yet to achieve 100% invisibility. You know what, screw that. If you shout at her, while she is on stage, she won’t hear. Her sh*tty music is too loud. Pelt her with rotten fruit or something. That’ll give the game away!
*Fanks to my darling reader Kelly for the nickname!
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