Yes mother effer, I actually had to make up a word, to try to covey just how retarded Bouncy’s outfit is [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Bouncy Knowles, who from now on will (sometimes) be referred to on this site by her alter-ego name, Sucha Farce*, can be seen in the above image, in what I can only assume is some kind of full-body couture bullet-proof-vest, by some GD fancy-pants designer based at the Arse End of Nowhere Fashion House, Paris.
Farce fought past security without even breaking a sweat, after having invited herself and her whack-arse alter-ego to the MTV Europe Music Awards. During the show, Farce worked her Super Mario Power Glove hand and, simultaneously, outstayed her welcome.
Fwat da kuck is going on with this outfit?
The off-colour weave and Crayola eyebrows I can forgive, but the half-arsed attempts at being invis-a-bubble, not on my watch!
Do you think Farce is trying to blend into her uninspiring set decoration with this get up? If so, someone might want to tell her that she is yet to achieve 100% invisibility. You know what, screw that. If you shout at her, while she is on stage, she won’t hear. Her sh*tty music is too loud. Pelt her with rotten fruit or something. That’ll give the game away!
*Fanks to my darling reader Kelly for the nickname!
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Such … A … Farce!
Now that’s funny!
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LOLOLOL – GAAAAAAAAAAA
That Freakin’ picture is going to be a feature player in my next nightmare!
A Wide Open screaming mouth wearing an iron suit.
I had better make sure I don’t eat any spicy food before bed!
Run Children! RRRUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
And of course, now I have to watch the video. I am a masochist. Help me.
Well, YouTube was mean again and would not let me indulge in mental self-flagellation.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
I do not need Big Internet Brother protecting me.
I have a ‘safe’ word – I can hit ‘stop’ at ANY TIME, you bastards!
grrrrrrr
Thanks for the heads up – replaced the video!
Also – dying to know, what’s your safety word. Mine’s CHEETO
Oh. My. God.
Yes, I had to use my safe word about three and a half minutes in.
Then I had to wrack my brain as to where I had seen something similar – not in the ‘dance’ moves per se – and I hate to play fast and loose with the word dance here, as really, Beyonda Farce looks like a bad contortionist, but the hand moves, the gloves….
Let’s go way back to the year 1981……a film called “Streets of Fire”…..a rock and roll fantasy set in the future……watch the rock star “Ellen Aim”
(sadly, played by wonderful actress Diane Lane, but, hey, she was just a kid back then) – -
sing the two songs “Nowhere Fast” and the end song especially, “Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young” – note the space age outfit (at least hers had some color), but especially note the hand moves and gloves….eerily similar.
you can find it on You Tube if you look deep.
And just an aside, Diane Lane as an Actress PLAYING a rock star strapped into an unfortunate outfit, still managed to actually dance.
Sucha Farce’s moves are a combination of Elaine on Seinfeld and Sarah Palin doing the head move during the moose rap.
Oh, right, my safe word – it’s not really a word, more of a strangled, guttural screaming sound as my hands beat about my head and face before hitting the ‘pause’ or, in extreme cases, the “stop” button.
But Cheeto might be a bit more effective – it may get to the point quicker and stop all of the thrashing about.
The English really are often much more efficient than we Americans.
Oh, and the year of “Streets of Fire” says 1984, but I knew it in 1981…..
It was the beginning of a dark and twisted journey.