“He’s got a huge penis.”
“When I lived at home, Alfie’s room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would often be in the bath in the morning and it never had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up with his morning boner and come in for a wee while I was in the bath and I’d just be like: ‘That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!’ I’d be like ‘ALFIE! Stop it!’ He’d even poo in front of me a couple of times, it’s disgusting.”
“He’d even poo in front of me a couple of times.
“He’s got no respect. I’d never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely.”
ED’S NOTE: This is not so much a Stupid Quote of the Day, as a Stomach Turning Quasi-incestuous Quote of the Day or something. Sick in the head as I demonstrably am, even I steer well clear of comments about family peen. What kind of crazy woman talks about her brother’s privates like that!?!
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