Stupid Quote Of The Day: George Clooney Edition

George Clooney has made the dreams of many sadistic women come true, by offering himself up for adoption [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

“I always wanted to be adopted, but I couldn’t find anyone,” said the Clooney, speaking at a Newseum event in Washington, D.C., with his dad, former Ohio news anchor Nick Clooney, and veteran journalist Bill Small on either side of him. ”Will you adopt me?” Clooney said to Small. “I’m very wealthy. I’ll take care of you.”

My mother might be a willing participant; she has the same taste in men as me and is hurting for someone to mollycoddle and steal her meds since I left home. Oi, CLOONEY… can my mummy adopt you?

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit Edward Opinaldo / Splash News. Story courtesy of People.com.