Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, of MTV’s ‘reality show’ The Hills, are still throwing caution to the wind, not having yet made their 20 November nuptials, in Mexico, legal - CLICK to watch the clip above, for spoiler footage from next week’s season finale, which shows the family tension this is causing [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
In the video, Heidi’s mother pays a surprise visit to Spencer - Actually, let’s stop there – That crazay bitch is taking her life into her own hands, visiting King Douche without getting her shots first!
How many times do people have to be told? The desperation and self-loathing of the two halves of Speidi are infectious. I am talking Parasite Hilton levels of infection that a life-time supply of Valtrex cannot cure. Make sure to stuff cotton balls in your nose so you don’t accidentally inhale it when you step over their threshold. More importantly, make sure to shove a couple of them up your butt… you’d be amazed at the ass-crack transmitted diseases that you could get from sitting on Spencer and Heidi’s shit stained couch.
For those too lazy to play the video, Momma Montag basically made the most lame threat ever and said that she“can’t let [Spencer] go and make this wedding legal.” Spencer’s response was to be an even bigger douche. Then he took Heidi to a courthouse to engage in some more fakery.
Lesson learned – do not engage in conversation with King Douche – his Kung Fu is strong and he cannot be outdone!
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