Comments on: Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Barely Have Sex

By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:38:31 +0000

Hyperactive Mexican Uterus…

*Dies…* Bwahahaha

By: DS3M

DS3M — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:37:17 +0000

To be fair (TMI Time, Kids!) I always pull out anyway. I trust science, but, I don’t trust my girlfriend’s hyperactive Mexican Uterus. (And she doesn’t want me to do that either…)

By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:34:05 +0000

It’s sad he can’t trust his own wife’s actions. He needs to get her on something like that so she can’t skip either.

By: DS3M

DS3M — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:30:11 +0000

This is for the best. Them having kids would be a disaster and a half!

And this is why my girl uses the nuvaring. I know she’s on that shit, no skippin pills for us…

By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:26:12 +0000

It’s for the best and for once I agree with his logic that the world is better off without a mini-Speidi.

By: Pauls

Pauls — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:16:15 +0000

Undoubtedly. I can’t imagine either of them being any good at it.