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Soft. Strong. And Very, Very Long.




Soft. Strong. And Very, Very Long.

Justin Timberlake can be seen above as a ‘Golf Digest’ November 2008 cover star.

On this cover, you may notice that Timberlake stands confidently underneath the words “Get Longer / Get Straighter”.

THOUGHT: (My love of obtuse headlines aside) I read this and thought ‘what the heck kind of subliminal sexual shenanigans are afoot here?’

QUESTION: While (presumably) referring to golf what subliminal message do you think the ‘Golf Digest’ copy-writers portray?

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7 Comments

  1. Mik says:

    That playing golf makes you wear silly hats and clothes! :)

  2. He has been wearing a lot of poncey hats of late…

  3. Generally speaking golfers are well of white males who buy sports cars. Usually the type of guy that needs a sports car is well, smaller than your average guy. I would not be surprised if on the inside there are male enhancement ads.

    The Movie Whores last blog post..Hollywood Switch original Star Wars/Star Trek edition

    1. @TMH – They soooo do!

  4. Chris says:

    i’m thinking they’re just saying he should have been on the cover of people with clay aiken. but i’ve been drinking.

    Chriss last blog post..perhaps i’m a bad influence…

    1. Pass me a bottle too!

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