Here’s a photo of Sofia Vergara in Miami where she spent the holidays with her family because rich people can celebrate while getting a tan. Apparently another thing rich people get to do is look like this in a bikini at 40-years-old because they can afford all the virgins’ blood they want and the economy virgins’ blood you bought from that guy behind the gas station isn’t going to do a damn thing.
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