Given that she’s not a real person but a 4foot 9inch little bundle of fake nails, congealed tanner, and hairspray, gone sentient, it’s no surprise that someone decided to give Jersey Shore’s Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, a makeover.
I wasn’t going to post these, as I wrote about Snooki’s ass yesterday (literally). There’s only so much poof I can handle per day. For health reasons I’m limiting myself to one poof, or poof-substitute, every 48-hours. But these pictures needed to be shared as the clowns at Inside Edition who made over Snooki did so with their eyes closed, with the vaguely evil intention of making her look like a 12-year-old who’d dressed in her Librarian-sister’s clothes. Snooki had been de-poofed, scrubbed until most of the fake tan came off, and then put in her momma’s best dancin’ shoes. Inside Edition will reveal their underwhelming make-under, in full, on Thursday night’s episode. Rather than make Snooki look as adorable as I’m sure they could… yep… she totally looks like an 80s librarian, sportin’ the cheapest shoes and fanciest dresses that Gap Kids has to offer.