Given that she’s not a real person but a 4foot 9inch little bundle of fake nails, congealed tanner, and hairspray, gone sentient, it’s no surprise that someone decided to give Jersey Shore’s Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, a makeover.
I wasn’t going to post these, as I wrote about Snooki’s ass yesterday (literally). There’s only so much poof I can handle per day. For health reasons I’m limiting myself to one poof, or poof-substitute, every 48-hours. But these pictures needed to be shared as the clowns at Inside Edition who made over Snooki did so with their eyes closed, with the vaguely evil intention of making her look like a 12-year-old who’d dressed in her Librarian-sister’s clothes. Snooki had been de-poofed, scrubbed until most of the fake tan came off, and then put in her momma’s best dancin’ shoes. Inside Edition will reveal their underwhelming make-under, in full, on Thursday night’s episode. Rather than make Snooki look as adorable as I’m sure they could… yep… she totally looks like an 80s librarian, sportin’ the cheapest shoes and fanciest dresses that Gap Kids has to offer.
I still say she looks like the offspring of Rhea Perlman and Danny De Vito…
…and an upside-down traffic cone.
Danny De Vito…? Lawd, please stop. I. Just. Can’t. Bwahahaha.
Damn Amy, you’re getting mean!!!! :0 Everything good?
…that’s your opinion. I was being honest.
Also, I was making more of a commentary that Inside Edition can’t makeover worth a damn. Like I said, they could have made her cute as crap, but they chose something less compelling.
…and yes, thanks, everything is peachy. xo
Okay.
That’s how I get when I like someone, I defend ‘em to the death. I’m fiercely loyal. You want me on your side, but I’m already on it.
Snooki was a punching bag on the show, literally, and it’s getting me upset to see all the crap people write about her. But then again, I’m relentless when it comes to Kelly Clarkson and some others I blog about, so I have no room to talk.
I like Snooki and I think she needs a break; but I tend to type to the rescue of the ones everyone attacks sometimes i.e. Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Miley Cyrus, (Snooki). I’m just weird like that.
Glad you’re okay.
She does look beautiful. Almost innocent. Definitely an upgrade.
Welcome back, MrsGrapevine.
I like the makeup better after, but I think the overall look loses a lot of her fun personality.
Looks almost presentable, someone I could take home to Mum, until she opened her gob of course.
So, they missed the DuctTape finishing the look. Interesting observation.
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