If class were fake tan, this douchebag would be white as Christina Hendricks. The ex-boyfriend of Snooki, Emilio Masella, who was giving quotes to People magazine about a week after they started dating, is now talking to TMZ. He tells the website that he wishes he’d had the same idea as Spencer Pratt and sexually exploited the heck out of his ex-flame. Specifically using the example of Pratt’s tape(s) with wife Heidi Montag, which are being sold to Vivid, Masella says he regrets not shooting shaved, orange Ewok porn with the Jersey Shore reality star.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Uuuuugggghhhh.
Way ahead of you.
Spared us the gross out…
Thank Heaven for small mercies.
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