After five years of doing this, I roll back over and take another nap at pregnancy news because I don’t really care who left a baby where. It’s not news when a husband leaves a baby in his own wife, for example; same with boyfriends and girlfriends. But leaving babies in places you really shouldn’t, like inside your best friend’s wife, is news. So here is a source claiming Simon Cowell is pretty pissed off he’s about to be a dad because the condom broke and now everyone knows about his affair. ‘To say Simon was shell shocked when Lauren told him she was pregnant would be an understatement,’ says a source because apparently Cowell doesn’t know where babies come from. ‘The news stunned Simon because he absolutely had no plans on becoming a father at this time, if ever. Simon loves his life being single and not having to answer to anyone and that changes now.’ The source adds, ‘Simon will step up and take responsibility for the child and he’ll be a great dad.’ I’m guessing, he’s gonna throw some money at it and run every time it cries just like he does his harem of ex-girlfriends.