Simon Cowell on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, discussing wedding plans.
Simon Cowell and his tweaked, furry man-nips were caustic as ever on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. The multi-millionaire music mogul was on the show for reasons that I can only attribute to his ongoing penchant for wearing open button shirts and showing off his chest fuzz. And show off his chest fuzz he did.
In his too-tight jeans, man heels, and V-neck, he spoke with Leno about life’s little trivialities… like getting married. If anyone wants the scoop out of Cowell, they of course would have to work for it. He finally gave up the following…
“Well, I do have somebody in my life now Jay, yes. And I kinda made a decision this year to make somebody happy so that’s how I…it’s called giving back,” Cowell said, gallantly comparing getting engaged to making a donation to charity. “Look, I bought her the ring in London.” Cowell then confirmed that the wedding will take place “within the next 10 years” and Jay can “do the flowers” if not be the best man, but he’s not sure if the nuptials will take place in the U.K. or the U.S. [E! Online]
I wonder who is going to be wearing the tighter outfit at this wedding. I bet Tommy, of Tommy and Katie fame, gets an invite and gifts Cowell with a sparkling onesie that outshines the bride. Well, we can only but hope.
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Oh lawd.
It’s gonna breed!
A little V-neck wearer, with hairy nips. Yes.