Simon Cowell was having an affair with his friend’s wife which it turns out basically amounted to 30-second handies whenever her husband went to the bathroom. The marriage broke down, she got pregnant, not in that order, and she went around telling everyone she’s in love with the richer of the two and that’s who got her pregnant. Simon reacted by being Simon and banging at least one random and allegedly telling people he wanted a paternity test. But I guess he had an opening this weekend, because he’s out kissing and cuddling Lauren Silverman. Photos of Simon, who looks happy about the accident that could have been avoided with a vasectomy, and Lauren on vacation in St Tropez.
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