Shia LaBeouf will forever be in my heart for being the only person walking the face of this earth more capable of grossing people out than I am. It takes me a shot and about eight paragraphs to really show my true colours. All it takes The Beef is one interview and mentions of the “weird angles” he can get his privates to point in.
In a new interview with Playboy LaBeouf recalls losing his virginity.
“Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.” Things took a turn for the worse when Shia, who was pretending to be a Lothario, made the age-old mistake of trying to copy a porn he’d seen. “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.
And while that night might have been a disaster, the lady in question ended up dating Shia for a while, where she became his sex-instructor of sorts. “We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s***.” (via NY Post)
Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.
That was gross? Goddess forbid you should hear my friends talk.
…boy parts are gross to me as it is. They make me feel icky. Even when pointing in anatomically sound directions. Ha!
Oh wow- you don’t have many gay male friends do you? LOL, fair play. I find Aunt Flo and pregnancy pretty rank topics still even though I was desensitized early on by friends and family.
Ha, I had mostly (Euro and reserved) gay male friends at uni. Not now. Seems I’m missing out on the nasty. Hmm. I’ll restrain myself from ladies’ troubles if you keep this kind of talk to yourself too
wow! not sure whenther I shou;d have been intrigured or grossed out by all that…lol
I’m grossed out. It’s the saddest thing in the world he and Megan aren’t off making little over-sharing babies together.
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and he seemed so innocent in Even Stevens, i still think he’s a cutie. But seriously, T…M…I!!! hahaha
I keep forgetting he was a child star with another image altogether – rather Disney, cookie cutter and wholesome. I wish he would stop sharing, at least I’m not the only one he grossed out!
The pillow technique is a Gay tactic. It raises the anal opening for better access. (It’s positioned much lower than the vage opening…so you have to compensate.)
Seems our little Beouf-cake was watching porn. But it’s debatable whether it was het porn.
Ha! He totally was watching gay porn. As much of an over-sharer as he is becoming, it’s a wonder he left that out!
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I’m so pathetic. When my daughter was a teen I spent Saturdays watching Even Stevens and the show with Hillary Duff. It didn’t matter that my daughter was completely embarrased to have a mother who watched Disney.
What I’m still trying to figure out is whether he grew into his nostrils or whether he had surgery performed. If it was surgery, they did a damned fine job of it.
Welcome to the site – jmflynny… OMG. I’d forgotten about his horrific nostrils. I think he finally grew into them. Yep. Ha!