Shia LaBeouf, 23,covers the latest issue of Parade magazine to promote his latest film ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’, which is in theaters June 23. Sadly he misses the point and spends the time revealing that he really has some serious issues and that he should be sharing some of these revelations with a therapist, rather than random interviewers.
Of his interview, Parade writer Dotson Rader describes Labeouf as “foul-mouthed, resentful, funny, prickly, quick-witted, and charming — a package of contradictions.”
I assume readers of this site would not be so generous. The Beef is not one to offend the senses and is only lightly roasted over here, but this may be the most creepy Beef interview ever. And considering that he hinted at thoughts of sexy times with his momma in the last interview, that takes some damn doing. Hmm. What can be worse than Oedipal thoughts about yo’ mamma… tales of seeing his parents have sex.
LaBeouf tells the mag his humor comes from “seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked … [and] twisted R-rated humor.”
“I know I’m one of the luckiest dudes in America right now. I have a great house. My parents don’t have to work. I’ve got money. I’m famous. But it could all change, man. It could go away. You never know.”
He continues, talking about fame and other actors, “I don’t handle fame well. Most actors on most days don’t think they’re worthy. I have no idea where this insecurity comes from, but it’s a God-sized hole. If I knew, I’d fill it, and I’d be on my way. The good actors are all screwed up. They’re all in pain. It’s a profession of bottom-feeders and heartbroken people.” (via Parade magazine)
LaBeouf’s scary arse issue of Parade magazine comes out June 14.
Parade? Are you kidding? That notwithstanding, I only like him more after reading such things. I know, I’m bent.
I was wondering about that too… sounds like a granny magazine name. Never even seen it sold in the UK, lols.
He needs better handlers. Someone should teach Shia about censorship.
…I suspect he has no handlers at all. Or he does but is sleeping with them.
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parade seems to be an odd choice for him to be on the coer of…and didn’t anyone tech him not to go jumping in the pool with his clothes on?
Am I right. Is it a granny magazine. If so, it could be that creepy thing of “My daughter/ granddaughter would just love him!”
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