She Works Hard For The Money

Jessica Simpson can be seen above as she promotes her new signature fragrance ‘Fancy’, at Macy’s at the South Coast Plaza Mall in Costa Mesa, California  [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

A little birdy tells me that Jessica Simpson is only just hanging onto the remains of her singing career. She sucked balls at singing pop/ R&B and her peers don’t seem to be responding to her efforts at being a cunty singer (oops, did I typo?). So maybe perfume sales are her only other way of making some holiday moneh?

Chestyca wore a tittay baring red dress and black heels, as she chatted with fans that were spending $80 of pocket money they will never see again, on her perfume.

From the image above, seems Chesty smelled her own fragrance and the overpowering scent of farts and fermented apple juice was a little too much. I can just imagine Chesty spraying her own stank and being all like “Come smell my juices y’all – it’s like vomit, farts and my musky body odour. Actually, I must confesses, I pee peed in a bottle and stuck on a fancy label. Mmm. Smells like teen spirit!”

[IMAGE CREDIT: HC/ Splash News]

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