Sharon Stone was photographed as she ate lunch with a girlfriend in Los Angeles, CA this weekend. The two were seen talking, over their meals, when Stone began crying hysterically into her napkin (according to The Daily Mail, she was actually laughing so hard, she cried). She was probably really crying from the effort of being such a hot bish at all the waking hours of the day (it’s hard work looking that good in the middle of the day, when you’re 52-years-old. Moo-moos exist for a reason, people). Either that, or she realised that the carbs she’s just consumed were going to be responsible for the red circle of death over her thighs (see below, done by my photo agency, not by me). If I’d eaten a bunch of carbs by mistake, and wasn’t ever allowed to live it down, I’d weep into my napkin too.
Image credit to Fame Pictures.
She looks FABULOUS.
Puttin hoes my age to shame (24).