So, Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker have called it quits. These two are so effing ridiculous it makes my head hurt. They have given up on each other more often than I have given up on staying medicated. Where once they appeared as solid as any nutty, improbably Hollywood couple, they now are both single.
The pair have been on a roller coaster in their relationship for as long as I can remember. If they were not posing for the cameras together on their old reality show, Meet The Barkers, they were ripping each other new Aholes on their respective social networks.
…speaking of which, Moakler, like any respectable adult and mother of three would, went and retaliated against infidelity rumours on her Twitter, and she also wrote about the situation on her official MySpace blog.
“Just so there is no confusion or ‘source’ to attack my character, I am saying my side,”
The former model writes. “Travis and I were very much together in September when the horrific [jet crash] happened. Not only did I fly to Georgia, I stayed by his side the entire stay and also for the bus ride home to L.A. I think any human being with a heart … would do the same.”
In response to rumours that she banged Gerard Butler, Moakler said, “I came across numerous romantic emails with MANY other woman – some famous, some I personally knew – all heart breaking… It was a painful time that no one, unless they had lived it, has the right to judge. Any actions I may or may have not done after this time mean nothing.”
So, that wraps up my daily ranting about idiot, indecisive showbiz couples for the day… stay tuned for tomorrow, when I’ll inevitably have to report that the two have reconciled. Sigh.