It was possible that people thought this film starred only Sarah Jessica Parker. The last two posters showed Parker and none of the other three stars of the movie. One could have guessed that was because Parker’s giant ego meant there was no room for three other people. That, and she spooks easily and could have started kicking the other cast members. The safest way for Kristin Davis, Kim Cattrall, and Cynthia Nixon, to be included in this poster, without anyone being kicked to death for the sugar cubes in their pockets, was to Photoshop them all in. So here they are, ‘Shopped to within an inch of their lives. It’s second only to the previous poster, in terms of cheap ass ‘Shop work. Sloppy.
Yikes! Sarah Jessica looks Chinese and Kim Cattrall looks like Lauren Bacall back in the ’50′s. The other two just look like “friends of Barbie” dolls.
Plus, they all look like they are shooting out of the ground, like some evil fountain of Botox youth.
Imagine trying to go to sleep with that poster in your room. Imagine.
…why must you taunt me, you know I have crack tremors already!
Ha ha ha ha
Oh honey I did not mean to give you more of the funky-chicken shakes!
If it makes you feel any better, I’ve been hittin’ the pipe ever since those four came roaring out of photoshop hell – I am convinced they are going to step on my face with stilettos and then chew the flesh off of my bones.
Scaw-wy!
Maybe Robert Downey Jr. will stride on over and save us……