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Sex and the City 2 Movie Poster Premieres

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What in the butt phucking, anally abusing, MooMoo Carey’s bishes need to be fired, tacky ass hell is going on here? This, according to Movie Fone, is the promotional poster for May 2010 movie Sex and the City 2. It’s a load of shish. This poster looks like 10 photoshoppers farted onto a canvas, and like Elvis appearing on a piece of crazy person’s Melba Toast this image of Sarah Jessica Parker appeared. Appeared, that is, in all of its over-produced glory.

Most movie posters aren’t worth snot and there are always photoshop crimes of the highest degree. This poster looks like it doesn’t actually even star Parker, but a CGI version of her created to be less horsey and more shiny.

Image credit to Sex and the City 2, Movie Fone, thanks to ONTD.

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12 Comments

  1. I agree, that’s awful. A MAJOR step down in chic looks, class & vibrance from the first movie’s promo poster with Carrie in the pink dress in front the black background.

    1. A MAJOR step down in chic looks, class & vibrance from the first movie’s promo poster with Carrie in the pink dress in front the black background.

      Welcome to the site and thanks for the comment, Sasha. That takes me back, yeah the poster for the first movie was better.

      It’s so funny – this post has been blowing up on my Twitter. Everyone agrees it’s terrible!

      1. Totally, I RTed it from my Twitter (@SashaHalima) and two people RTed your post after me because they agree.

        The first poster really emulated what SATC was and kept with a consistent theme. It really was very “Carrie.” This new one looks like some ghettolicious-bling-BONG got a hold of it and decided to change up the look a bit.

        I definitely don’t like it.

        Seriously, where is the PINK???

        lol

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  3. Darth Paul says:

    Couldn’t they at least give her a decent dress? She looks like a cheap Xanadu extra. Like, the ones they put in the very back.

    On the, um, positive side, this is probably one of many promos that’ll be released.

    1. On the, um, positive side, this is probably one of many promos that’ll be released.

      Totally – there are usually several promos and I hope for their sake the next ones are better.

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  5. Rain says:

    Look closely at the leg in front. Now look at silhouette of the leg inside the dress. Now look down at the leg itself. The silhouette of the thigh in the dress is further OUT than the rest of the leg.

    Photoshopping indeed.

    1. The Kanye West glasses and the weird reflection in them is more disturbing. Maybe the idiots who did the Demi Moore W cover did this too.

  6. Mystery Man says:

    when I first saw this, I thoguht it was Glitter 2 and Mariah had lost a ton of weight. like you said, she nes to geth er lawyers on those Sex and the city bitches, becuse they obviousy ripper her off here…lol

    1. This better be the first in a series of posters – for her sake. The backlash on this poster was AWFUL!

      1. Rain says:

        Plus that one forward knee looks like there’s the ghost of a dead chihuahua trying to bust out of there. Look closely.