Okay, the above steals the award for the weirdest post title I’ve ever needed to write on this site. Usually all the weird post titles have something to do with either Lady GaGa, boobies, or both. But this time, no such luck. But you do have Sean Penn and his often well-hidden crazy. Penn is thinking a little too far ahead, in terms of Christmas presents, for my liking. I like to start thinking about presents whenever the Christmas creep bum-rushes me early Summer. In any case I don’t think I’ve ever wished rectal cancer, or any other kind of cancer, on a critic of mine. I don’t have the most vocal critics, sadly. And even if I did, I’d wish something more fun like a plague of locusts on them or something.
Penn takes the cake/ wins all the spare Internets I can get my hands on for this.
- Sean Penn is slamming cynics who have criticised his recent trip to Haiti. In an interview this weekend on CBS News’ Sunday Morning, Penn says he ignores the negative chatter: “I guess I’ve been so away from it all, and our tent camp in Haiti that I haven’t had an awful lot of time to pay attention to them,” he says. “You know, do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it.” [Us Weekly magazine]
You hear that? He not only hopes you die from rectal cancer, he hopes you die screaming. There, now. Don’t you feel better about not really liking him anyway?
Image credit to ANG/Fame Pictures. Story CBS News Sunday Morning, Us Weekly.
Sean Penn cracks me up….. die screaming…lol!
Thanks for stopping by, hellnbackl. Yeah, that’s quite a statement!
I cannot believe someone else found this hysterical – I was certain I would be banned from ever commenting again if I said that Sean Penn made me laugh so hard with that statement that, if possible, I like him even more.
ES-pecially when he says afterwards that he does not put that much energy into it.
Just die screaming of rectal cancer, that’s all. Moving along now!
I officially love the guy.
Still laughing.
You’re fine to say what you like… The “screaming” part, specifically, made me chuckle. That’s quite a lot of commitment to one insult. Impressive.
You know I was joking about being banned – if my twisted sense of humor was unacceptable, you would have kicked me out of here years ago!
And yes, adding “screaming” was brilliant – just in case the cause of death were not gruesome enough.
Mr. Penn is that rare bird in Hollywood – an original.
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