It was mentioned on the weekend’s edition of Kourtney & Kim Take New York that Scott Disick, real name Patrick Bateman, would be on the cover of Men’s Fitness. This was during one of their many weird, staged set-ups from which they learn some after school-style life lesson about ‘treating people better,’ or ‘accepting themselves,’ or whatever. Disick hired and then was quit on by his personal assistant after being a penis to the guy the whole shoot. In any case, even though it’s the last week and change of March, we’re getting pretty much a full look at the May 2011 Men’s Fitness cover; the shoot for which was featured on the same episode. It shows admittedly well-groomed and well-dressed Disick driving a classic car and looking passable and non-stabby on the inside. The cover itself is another matter and shows Disick dead-eyed and oily like I’ve never seen him. His girlfriend and baby-mother, Kourtney Kardashian doesn’t seem to see the grease, excitedly blogging on Tuesday, ‘[Scott] looks like James Dean and I’m loving it.’ Someone on ONTD’s comment section summed it up better than I with a simple… ‘Somebody show Kourtney a picture of James Dean.’ Word.
