Tommy and his robot wife, Katie, have decided to send little Suri Cruise to a special Scientology school.
Suri, who for the time being at least resembles a human being and not a $cientolo-bot, will be attending the Church of Scientology’s New Village Academy. The baby is not yet as far gone as her robot mother, so perhaps there is hope for her yet.
Well, that is assuming the classes three to five days per week don’t take there hold. The school, as funded by Will Smith, is located in Calabasas, California. Its curriculum includes mathematics, literacy, Spanish, karate, yoga, robotics, technology, etiquette, art, and living skills.
For what end the little tyke will need to learn etiquette and living skills, the mind boggles. Surely, all you need to be a good future robot wife is a spare battery and a working remote control. Who needs anything that resembles a formal education, when you are going to be some future millionaire actor’s dead-eyed arm candy???
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I can’t wait for this little girl to rebel!!!
It’ll be a sad day when she does, she is such a cutie and could have prospered with normal, loving parents.
I’m with you guys. You jusy know that there’s some pinned up frustration and rebelion brewing and festering and as soon as she’s able it’s all gonna come out. We shoukd be scared…very scared when it does…lol
I am absolutely terrified of the fallout. She may end up screwed up, and clearly has no chance of getting actual help for the inevitable mental problems.