The same evening as Lindsay Lohan turned up to her scheduled interview on David Letterman, which IS news, Maxim Magazine released its May 2013 cover which was apparently shot on the ocean front right outside Uncle Terry’s Boom Boom Room. Which can only mean the producers of Scary Movie 5 are withholding actual food and water because I don’t even know how they’re pulling off any kind of promotional effort that involves Lohan in particular.
- On working with Lindsay Lohan in Scary Movie 5: ‘I think Lindsay’s great! There were so many cameos, and that’s what I love about these movies. They’d write a scene, then look for cameos, and they’d just pop in and do it. It was, like, Whoa, Mike Tyson’s here, and that wasn’t even planned!’
- On the craziest thing one of her fans has done: ‘Once I Instagrammed a picture of me waking up, and the next day this older gentleman came to my parents’ house saying he wasn’t going to leave till he saw me. I was like, maybe I shouldn’t have taken a picture of me in bed?’
- On her family: ‘The family on my mom’s side, their whole business is inventing and pitching stuff. My grandfather is in infomercials. He’s a pitchman, so if you’re ever watching TV late at night, you’ll probably see him pitching knives. My great-grandfather also invented the plastic cheese grater.’