Did Scarlett Johansson Scare Off Sean Penn?

In an episode of stalking that none of us saw coming, it’s being reported that Scarlett Johansson was dumped by Sean Penn for being over-eager. In other words, she was dumped for being 26-years-old to Penn’s 50 years. This is based on source reports, and they barely exhale between tokes in time to get their stories straight, but this made me laugh so it’s getting posted. Us Weekly claims that Johansson acted desperate for the attention of Penn, with whom she was rumoured to have moved in. Tiring after only five-months, Penn ditched the woman who ‘pursued him’ because he didn’t want anything ‘serious.’ There’s another report in the Sun-Times that Johansson was clingy; Penn ‘totally freak[ed] out’ at the ‘very emotionally needy’ Johansson. He ended the relationship because ‘[He] is simply not ready for a long-term or very serious relationship, given it’s too soon since he and Robin [Wright] divorced… Scarlett’s intensity just scared him, which is kind of funny, given how intense Sean is.’