I should have called this what it is, a ‘Stupid Quote of the Day: Scarlett Johansson Edition’ post. But I just had to amend the title and put the word ‘nips’ in there. People are obsessed with nips and it would have just been the saddest thing to not give them the spotlight they deserve.
While undoubtedly fixated at the site of her own impressive appendages in a mirror, Scarlett Johansson pondered why men bother going to the trouble of having nips.
“I don’t understand – why do they have nipples? It has something to do with chromosomes. What are their function? I thought we decided that men are just big, hairy apes.”
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