I should have called this what it is, a ‘Stupid Quote of the Day: Scarlett Johansson Edition’ post. But I just had to amend the title and put the word ‘nips’ in there. People are obsessed with nips and it would have just been the saddest thing to not give them the spotlight they deserve [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
While undoubtedly fixated at the site of her own impressive appendages in a mirror, Scarlett Johansson pondered why men bother going to the trouble of having nips.
“I don’t understand – why do they have nipples? It has something to do with chromosomes. What are their function? I thought we decided that men are just big, hairy apes.”
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I’m glad men have nipples, I don’t ponder why.
Seems like a waste of skin to me, Firecracker. I think I shall call Scarlett and we can ponder together =)
I’ve wondered that myself. Seems like a waste of organs, but I’m sure there was some use for them when human beigns were designed…theoretically
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Men have nipples so that their daughters can have nipples. If men didn’t have the genes for nipples, eventually there would be women who also didn’t have nipples.
Then we’d be in a hell of pickle…
@ MM – I am sure there be method to that there madness.
@ I R A Darth Aggie – Welcome to the community and thanks for commenting. So, nips are handed down from generation to generation through genes. Really? Sounds like some cockamamey story to me. Where you hear that, the Discovery Channel?