Sarah Silverman thinks marriage is gross. She thinks it’s a turd and she wants nothing to do with it. Furthermore, even the thought of any one’s marriage, including yours, totally makes her vom.. The same way in which, she proclaims, eating meat would make her vom. (she’s a vegetarian). Wait, eating meat is even better than pooping. It’s, like, my favourite thing ever. I love it so much, I’m even willing to deal with the inevitable heart disease that will come with it. Screw listening to Silverman, and her madcap notions, what does she know.
“I’m not against marriage, but it’s just not for me,” the comic tells Playboy. “I’m a vegetarian, but I don’t have a problem if you want a hamburger. Marriage to me is like eating meat. I think it’s gross and [bleep]ing crazy.” Because gay people can’t marry in most states, Silverman said, “If you’re getting married today, it’s the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn’t allow blacks or Jews.” [NY Post]
Pictures below show Sarah Silverman on her way into an appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman, New York City, NY on February 3, 2010.
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story Playboy magazine via NY Post.







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I think when people do not eat meat, they already miss out on a lot, if they think marriage is gross, hell, they really suck. And yeah, what does she know as you said. She obviously is still wet behind the ears, have no life experience. But I guess she has the right to her opinion. Maybe eating meat I can understand, it is a personal taste, but to say that marriage is gross is a very bold statement to make. Billions of people are really enjoying being married. I fail to see how she connects getting married to joining a country club and blacks and Jews and gays… doesnt quite make sense to me.
Colin.
I dislike her marriage comparisons too. She’s looking pretty foolish, judging something she’s never experienced.
Oh, that’s bullshit about getting married being like joining a bigoted country club. That is like when conservatives saying that gays getting married will affect their own marriage.
One has naought to do with the other.
That specific comment annoyed me too – yeah, it was an odd choice of words. A pretty lazy metaphor, on her part.
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What an amazingly DUMB woman, comparing marriage to racism is a new low on her string of logic-free ramblings. Shut up and read a book please!
I thought it was an odd comparison too; she was over-reaching to make her point, in my opinion.
if this was anyone else, it’d be a big deal, but Sarah is so…out there, it doesn’t really cause any waves. at least now we know why she never tied the know with jimmy kimmel
she’s a vegeatarian?
This is making me dislike her, I think Kimmel is well rid of her. And yes, read her quote. She says she’s vegetarian.
It’s good she’s against it, she’s so ugly no one would want to marry her.