Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch cooties have metastasized in Samantha Ronson’s brain with no hope of treatment, evidently. Ronson got busted for a crime that makes me wonder if TMZ.com mistakenly Find+Replaced/ switched their surnames by accident. Well, assuming Lohan wasn’t on crack and at the wheel, it’s reported that Ronson was pulled over for speeding outside Baker, California where she took and failed a field sobriety test. She refused a breathalizer, she was arrested for DUI, and she was taken to the popo station where she breath-tested over the limit. Sidenote: Ronson was listed as 5’7″ and 102 pounds on her booking sheet.