You know what, true story: I was photo editing for this piece, about Salma Hayek, and only after 10 minutes and being nearly done did I realise I had no idea what the photos were actually of. That is to say, I saw Hayek, and thought, ‘yeah, my one straight guy reader deserves a break after all my attempts at fashion posts… lemme throw up some pictures of someone’s bewbs’. Seriously, that was as deep as my train of thought went, and I started editing without bothering to give the photos a second look. For all I knew, Hayek could have been coming back from an orgy, or a kitten kicking ceremony. Heck if I’d have known. That said, I also just realised anyone with a penis isn’t going to care. Nor will they care about these blurry words under the bewbs. I could be writing anything down here. My alcohol-fuelled manifesto. Here goes: rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb. Oh, for those who didn’t actually skip to the gallery, the photos show Hayek as she leaves Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood, CA on August 30.
Image credit to BEL/Fame Pictures.
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I would venture to say that even your straight girl readers are knocked out by those photos.
Well, at least one is…..:)
Whew! Rhubarb, yes, oh sure, yeah, Rhu…barb? Barb. Right.
Right.