Ryan Reynolds Shirtless on EW Magazine Cover

Ryan Reynolds covers (shirtless) and gives an interview with Entertainment Weekly for their June 26/ July 3 2009 issue.

ReyRey has clearly been tweaking his man nips in preparation for this. Tweaking and doing sit ups simultaneously to save time. His chest is so chisled it looks like BritBrit has been taking sculpting lessons and carved his abs out of leftover cheese grit grease. Can humans even have stomachs like that. The only indents I have like that are on my butt cheeks, from sitting at my laptop all day. Boy looks good.

There is some kind of witchery afoot here, as ReyRey’s abs get more and more chisled as ScarJo’s bubes get smaller. Ah, I think I know what it is, there is some kind of scary paradox in the world correcting the “Hotness imbalance”. God learnt his lesson from pairing up the equally hot Brangelina, when the world nearly got sucked into Angie’s fish lips as punishment. Wif this couple, as one gets hotter the other less so – and vice versa (ensuring the terrorists don’t win when their hotness destroys the earth).

Interview snippets and the trailer for his new movie are under the cut==>

• On being considered a sex symbol: “Really embarrassing. I think I fear more than anything just sounding like a complete a-hole when I have to answer that question. If you take any of that seriously, you need to be euthanized, ASAP.”
• On being a working actor: “I’ve always just liked working. I like being a working actor. There’s an old saying that you don’t ever finish a movie, you abandon it, and I really believe that. I never walk away from a take and pat myself on the back. You always walk away going, ‘Damnit, I should have tried this!’ It’s that possibility that keeps me coming back for more.”
• On video games: I don’t really play video games. Is there a way to waste more f–ing time? The internet’s enough. The last videogame I played was Ms. Pacman.”

Check out the trailer with Reynolds in The Proposal, released later this week.