British comic Russell Brand gave the following sound bite about hosting the MTV VMA Awards next month [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
“I’ve been warned when I’m presenting there are two things I am never allowed to say. One – c*nt. And two – Scientology. There is one sentence that could join both of those words but I’m going to try and not say it. I have a problem when people tell me not to do something. When I was going to meet the Queen the protocol people told me how to bow, not to curtsy, not to speak until I was spoken to. But all I could think of was, ‘Grab her t*t’!”
I also have a sound bite that I would like to add as a ‘Stupid Quote of The Day’:
“I’ve been warned not to get too ridiculous, live-blogging all the stupid things that happen at the VMA’s. With colourful (but sadly not especially funny) comic Russell Brand at the helm, the show will blow people’s socks off. I can smell the controversy a mile away. As a Brit, you get to say and do things over here that would never fly on American TV. Ooooh, I can see the fur flying already, as Brand ruffles the feathers of my American cousins on live T.V. with poo jokes and skits about Scientology.“
See also:Britney Spears & Russell Brand VMAs Skit: Videos
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