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Russell Brand & Katy Perry Were ‘Incompatible’

At this point, I’d almost forgotten that Katy Perry and Russell Brand were even married. Mostly because he moved on immediately and she’s been slumming with John Mayer who’s pretending to be ‘boyfriend material’ to stay in her pants. But I guess Brand is still being asked to explain ‘So, you’re no longer having sex with Katy Perry… on purpose?’ and this time it’s Australia’s 60 Minutes who’s asking ‘Really?’ to which Brand responded with a drug analogy: ‘Sometimes it goes well, sometimes it don’t, but if you sort of sense there’s an incompatibility, then in any relationship regardless of the status of the individual, it kind of is best to go separate ways… I think if you’re someone who’s really into mountain biking, it would be good to go out with someone else who’s into mountain biking, and if you’re really into Eastern mysticism, go out with someone else whose into Eastern mysticism… I think if you’re a devoted tennis professional and you get married to a crystal meth addict, you might have trouble… I’ve been in a lot of trouble.’

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  1. anon says:

    basically, katy is a immature party girl who thinks she is deep.. when really she is just derp. She was just interested in drugs,dicks and having people do everything for her(write her shitty songs,auto tune,come up with her other shitty things). As if thats any surprise? I am just captain obvious, but you can’t talk to a ass forever.. he just found out she is as fake as the plastic shit she is surrounded by. She is as much of a prop as anything in her own(other peoples)sets. Just a fake ass puppet. meh, dance monkey dance I SAID FUCKING DANCE!!! yes good.. now lip sync a little better, etc.