A source has come out of the woodwork to say the romance between Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner was overblown. They claim the couple were never even that into each other and the partnership in faux-mance was just overblown in the media. Even though I want to hunt down all anonymous sources and have them shot with paint guns, this kind of makes sense. The source alleges 20-year-old Swift and 17-year-old Lautner only went on a few dates and then drifted apart.
Reps from both camps are currently at my house, braiding each others’ hair, and so could not be reached when People asked them to comment.
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Oh your god, they were SO obviously contrived!
I didn’t care about them as a couple either… I prefer both people I’m making fun of to be legal *twiddles thumbs*