Rod Stewart will be a father, again, for the seventh time. It has been announced that the 65-year-old musician and his 39-year-old model wife-of-three-years, his partner for the last decade, are expecting their second child together; they already have a son together, Alastair, four. In a statement, the pair said the usual fluff about how excited they were to be using Lancaster’s vagina as a clown car, before she aged out and got replaced by a younger version of herself (I’m pretty sure Stewart has only ever had one wife/ girlfriend… they’re like Matryoshka dolls. He can just crack her open and take out the new one). The couple discovered the news, that Stewart’s swimmers had still not degraded into powder form, while celebrating their wedding anniversary in Portofino, Italy. The baby is due in Mid-March 2011. Deliberatly-chosen little and large photos, below.
Image credit to VAH/Fame Pictures. Story from BBC News.
Well she still looks damn good, only thing I always wonder, how does such a tall chic do it with such a small guy. They certainly cannot kiss and do it, he will not reach… hehe….
I think she always was one of the sexiest girls in the celeb world.
Colin.
She carries him around in her pocket. That’s always handy in a husband.
Viagra strikes again!
Ew – thanks for the mental image.