Robert Pattinson is adamant that he is not as greasy and smelly as his hair would have you believe. He claims not to be a soap dodger, and says that anyone who calls him ’stinky’ is lie-telling. (Well, I’m not so concerned about him washing his stringy, pasty body, as I am with him washing his nasty mane… I know one or two women who would kill to get their hands on his oily locks and give them a good scrub, so there is no GD excuse.)
Pattinson is claiming to have a hit list of sorts of (presumably bloggers) and all the people talking shit. When referring to the rumours originating from someone claiming to have worked on the New Moon set with him, Pattinson said “I haven’t even been on the set yet. I also do shower,” he added, before joking that he regularly reads his negative press.
“I only look at the negative stuff,” he continued. “I just want to know whoever’s saying negative stuff, and I just want to remember their names. I write it all down in my black book.”
(Pattinson, I am quite sure you smell like a cross between the mist on a Summer breeze and Amy Wino’s cracky armpit. My name is Amy, or Ms. Grindhouse if you’re nasty).
Image credit to Curtis Leigh / Splash News.
You are too funny!!!
Thanks… you were one of those women I mention by the way
[...] Robert Pattinson just can’t smell himself. (AG) [...]
what’sso special about the smaelly emo vampire/dead wizard? lol
well, since you’re fixing me up with my extensive list, I think I can let you find out how greasy and smelly he is in person. Hopefully afterwars, though, you won’t be on hs list…at least not in a bad way…lmao
No idea what’s so special, I think he’s effing rank!
He looks smelly.
I know right, I can smell him from here!