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Robert Pattinson Should, Like, Forget About Kristen Stewart Cheating With Another Man

I assumed at the time Us Weekly published a photo of some director with Kristen Stewart’s boob in his mouth that it would be the biggest story of the year. But then I never anticipated the tabloids had the ability to impregnate people at will so now there’s a royal baby on the way and what do I even know. But it was a HUGE story at the time that basically melted by server with traffic which was awesome and also not at all awesome. And it happened in July and now it’s December which means it basically never happened according to Stewart who’s apparently frowning on the inside and on the outside about not being completely forgiven. A source says: ‘Rob and Kristen are at a crossroads right now as to whether he finally accepts they are back together or not. Kristen has been trying so hard to win Rob back, she’s been hanging out with his friends and she even went to London to make a good impression with Rob’s family over the Thanksgiving holiday. She knows his sisters were particularly vocal about their disapproval of Rob taking her back after the affair, so Kristin braved the storm and groveled to them. The problem is, Rob is still dithering on what to do. I think Kristen is now at the stage where she feels it is time for him to get over her affair or perhaps move on.’

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  1. Well, wearing a table cloth from a French restaurant is always what I wear when groveling. It’s remarkably effective. You?