There are several things I love about the Robert Pattinson Details interview, for their March 2010 issue. Which is odd, as I don’t read men’s magazines and I don’t really like fuggers Pattinson. But he does give a good few sound bites about how much the nips and vaginae of the naked models on the Details photo shoot would have scared him; well, if he were actually sober for the shoot.
- Robert Pattinson says of his Details magazine March 2010 photo shoot: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot , so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover….This shoot, it’s kind of ’80s nakedness, you know?” he said. “If you look at porn in, like, the ’80s, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet – like this little naked community.”
The photos from the shoot and the rest of the interview are below.
- Robert Pattinson on his dream job of political speech writing: “It’s fascinating. You’d have two or three minutes to affect someone. Make them hear you,” he said. “I quite enjoyed doing press for the first ‘Twilight,’ because there was a similarity… I felt a responsibility to be fascinating. You’re bargaining with the audience. Is this enough for them? And that affects the way you look at art.”
- Robert explains the emotional bond he shares with his dog: “The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog,” Robert explained. “My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous….”
- Recalling an encounter with an elephant, while in L.A. negotiating for a role in the forthcoming circus film, Water For Elephants: “So this big female started sniffing my foot — big female elephant, that is…..She sniffed it so hard it came up off the pavement like her trunk was a vacuum cleaner. Then she took my entire body in her mouth. I was holding on to her head, and as I slowly let go she tightened her grip really carefully until I’m just upside down in her mouth and she’s going through my pockets with her trunk, looking for peppermints. It was the best day of my life.”
Image credit Details magazine March 2010, Pop Crunch, The Hollywood Gossip.
Robert Pattinson Jokes in Details: I Hate Vaginas
that is why gay guys don’t have sex with women! (on the robert pattinson comment)
I don’t blame him. From a purely aesthic point of view, the vaj is a Dali-esque dream come true.
The penis is a Michelangelo masterpiece honey! (Yes, he made them small, but he used really BIG stones).
But then I’m a fag and damn good one. So what do I know about vaginas except that sometimes they make really, really good (platonic) girlfriends.
Speaking of girlfriends, Happy St. Valentine’s Day Amy and here’s a gift to you (and your readers outside the US):
It’s called TVGorge and it’s not geotarded (you can watch from anywhere in the world). Yes, Uhmerkin (American) TV free online no matter where you are on the globe (the usually exceptions to China, rude third world communist states, and countries with short, loud-mouthed, bearded and mustachioed midgets apply).
Now go rot your brains out:
http://tvgorge.com/
Hi Rain, Happy Valentine’s day to you too
Ooh – How in the heck have I not heard of TV Gorge? Hmm. I think I need to watch the second season of True Blood, as it hasn’t started to air here yet. THANK YOU! xoxo
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haha is vaginae the plural of vagina? love it!
Welcome to the site, and thanks for the comment, Melly. Yes, he used “vaginas”… but the correct plural is “vaginae”.