The story I’ve been copy and pasting until I wear out my own fingers is Rihanna taking drugs at her own pace because she has nowhere to put a watch anyway. She’s been late for more shows than she’s been on time for because consuming large amounts of narcotics is some time sink no one ever knew about. But did you know Rihanna’s other hobby is getting RiRi Drunk ™? She is actually at a beach in Poland in these bikini photos and it turns out she’s in the country to attend the Heineken Open’er Festival where she watched the Kings of Leon. Instead of being High RiRi like she was the night before in Denmark where she was booed for being 30 minutes late, she got Drunk RiRi and apparently had to be… helped… out of the venue by her own security. The video is below.