So, it’s not like he is trying to literally get away with murder, but Chris Brown’s legal case is making a bit of a mockery of the legal system.
Finding it too difficult to take his ass to the Gap and buy some smart clothes, Brown turned up to court today in a comfy cardigan and claimed that he did NOT assault his ex-girlfriend.
That’s right, he is claiming that he did not beat Alien Princess RiRi so badly that she was barely recognisable in the medical photos taken of her.
He claims not to be guilty of the two charges against him; assault and making criminal threats.
His and Princess’ lawyers have both hinted to the media that they want Brown to plead out and make this case go away as quickly as possible.
Brown is due back in court on 29 April 2009.
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