The world let out an epic sigh this past weekend as news broke that Alien Princess RiRi has taken back Ike Turner Brown.
As you will remember, the past few weeks have been a shit-storm in a teacup with accusations flying here and there about the alleged beat-down Brown gave baby RiRi, around the time of the Grammys.
According to sources baby girl must have gotten one strong knot to the head, as she has taken back her alleged abuser after he did this to her. Even the famous cockatoo ‘do couldn’t have protected her from getting what I shall presume was either a concussion or amnesia…
Did I slip into a coma and wake up in a world where it is okay to give your booboo a beat down, so long as she “deserved” it? Last time I checked, RiRi was all chica and her man friend is more than obliged to keep his woman beaters to himself.
Seems that the selective amnesia is not only afflicting Ri but her poppa too. Her Alien Pops Ronald Fenty says, “I love my daughter with whatever road she takes. I’m behind her win or lose. I will be supportive. If that’s the road she wants to choose, I’m behind her. I hope to see her soon. I talked to her after her birthday, and she told me she’s OK.”
Translated from Alienese, that means “Shiyyyt, of course I don’t mind my daughter taking back her punk man. She deserved an ass woopin’ what’s the big deal?”
According to the latest reports from People.com, Rihanna and Brown are “definitely together” and focusing on a reconciliation. The pair, who are currently spending time together at Sean “Diddy” Combs’ house on Miami Beach’s Star Island, are staying indoors as they hash things out.
“They are definitely together and care a great deal about each other,” says a Miami source. “They feel like staying in and working through their issues. So far they have not wanted to go out.”
Image credit to Splash News.
This is SO disappointing! I was completely infuriated, not so much anymore. My friend told me some stuff about Rihanna last night that I will post later today. She is no saint.
I’m torn on this whole thing. I mean, its her decision to go back, and who are we to say she can’t, but at the same time, you have to wonder what it is that is making her want to go back after she allegely got beat down. Maybe that cockatoo doo is osme sort of mind control device? lol
@ Firecracker – Did you post the info after all? I don’t remember seeing it?
@ Mystery Man – I think it might be like robot Katie style mind control. WTF else could it be???
I wonder if she’s the next victim of Tom and his cult. Hmm…
that would be crazy if Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together; in any case, there is probably more going on behind the scenes than the media can pick up on
Hi Coffee. I bet there is even more controversy to come. I wait with baited breath.