True story: I was actually going to call this post ‘So, Renee Zellweger Is Hung Like Khloe Kardashian’, until I remembered that children who libel don’t get presents from Santa Claus. Nor fattening holiday chocolates. So, Zellweger probably doesn’t have a penis down there. I don’t think all women have those (it has been brought to my attention that I missed a few vital high school bio. lessons, so don’t quote me on that). There was something down the front of the actress’ yoga pants, as she was spotted in Los Angeles, CA on November 16.
Perhaps it’s the place she keeps her water bottle, or her cell, or an emergency sandwich, or a spare pair of yoga pants (something fancier, for the evening). I’m out of guesses, though my money would be on ‘penis’ if I didn’t think it’d get my gift rights revoked. More in the gallery, if you dare, and if you want to see the most impressive camel toe since Kardashian’s required a re-naming of the same.
Image credit to Fame Pictures.