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Let’s All Stare At Reese Witherspoon’s Paunch

It’s only proper, because that thing somewhere in between gas and a shadow cast on her stomach has earned its own cover. Here’s the latest issue of OK! that’s giving Jennifer Aniston and two of the Kardahians the week off. It shows Reese Witherspoon earlier in the week with either cola bubbles or a baby, put in her stomach by husband Jim Toth. With a series of increasingly-reaching bylines that admit their faults, we read, ‘BREAKING BABY NEWS: Reese Looks Pregnant… another reason to celebrate’ There’s not even any real ‘news,’ so I’m tickled. She’s always been rounded enough in the belly for these rumours to be an issue; she even took Star to court in 2006 for saying she was pregnant when she wasn’t.

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