I’m kidding, of course, but this is something I wanted to post because it’s cute as a button. Or a completely and utterly terrifying vision of the baby-faced apocalypse that comes complete with an Alice band and faces absorbed through the fingertips like in the 80s version of The Thing. These are pictures of Reese Witherspoon and her family doing what they do every Sunday, it would appear (which is nice). Witherspoon and fiance Jim Toth were photographed leaving church with her children Ava and Deacon Phillippe in Santa Monica, CA yesterday morning. There have been photos like the above before. And I’m not the only one to notice (TMZ TV did a ‘Guess Who’, holding up a picture of Ava asking who she was and everyone said ‘Reese Witherspoon’). Before the Honey Wheat Blonde End of Days befalls us, and the clones overthrow us all, look on your 11-year-old master with terror. But never look the child in the eyes. NEVER IN THE EYES.
Image credit to Flynet Pictures.