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Rachel Uchitel is Not Getting Paid to PAArty

Rachel Uchitel, the first-named ‘ho of Tiger Woods, is not getting paid to pAArty. This chick may be a hobag, but she needs a lesson in whoring herself out. She’s bad at it. Really bad. Many notorious names get paid to pAArty. For example, the Jersey Shore kids can get paid up to five figures at the moment to sweat out their fake bakes to bad techno music. However Uchitel will not be paid, by the venue at least, for attending her birthday party later this month.

Professional skank-bag, a.k.a. Miss January 2010 in the Woods Mistress Calendar, will be celebrating her 35th at a club in Palm Beach, FL called 251 PB. She’s being billed as a Celebrity Socialite-type. Excuse me plehz, while I LOL.

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3 Comments

  1. Mystery Man says:

    aw…she;s not getting paid…such a shame

    1. Being a skank is only paying for *some* of his hos.

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