You’re jelly. Yes, YOU. As is everyone jealous of the 17-year-old who reads as so groomed and hyper-sexual in her marriage I’ve had readers ask me if I think she is an abuse victim (bear in mind there are different types of abuse; sex, power etc.). Remember, Courtney Stodden’s whore uniform got her kicked off Facebook. Stodden’s mother said it’s because jealous women look at the page and report it as inappropriate. JELLY. Now, in an interview that just landed in my inbox, Stodden and Doug Hutchison, 51, (labelled a ‘pedo’ in yesterday’s Cyanide and Happiness… uhuh), said Pumpkin Patch mothers were jealous and so reported their dry-humping, Stodden’s spread eagle and bending over in Daisy Dukes. They explained being thrown out of the family location to Dr Drew (airing on Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers Monday, Nov. 7 at 3:00pm ET/PT on The CW)…
Doug: ‘There were also a lot of people there who were enjoying, they wanted to take pictures with us. We even overheard a dad say to his little girl ‘oh look honey, they have a pumpkin patch girl this year.’
Courtney: ‘The dad loved it!’
Doug: ‘A lot of the kids thought that she was like this pumpkin patch princess. There was a handful of concerned moms who went to the owners and said ‘get her out’ so we were escorted out.’ [via LifeChangersTV]
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I swear, I think this girl is some kind of lab experiment gone bad, like genetically engineered corn or FrankenSalmon. Just the way she moves is unnatural, as if someone is holding a wireless remote somewhere.
Something just ain’t right.
Most people think she’s medicated but her mother denied it today.