The whorehouse has been making a profit since 1980 at which time Kris Jenner decided the easiest way to make money was to clone herself from one of her genital warts and… POOF… nine months later Kimmode was born. Kimmode has been the favourite ever since. Especially because Kimmode was willing to lay on her back whenever Kanye West was in town, regardless of being married to someone else at the time, and eventually trap the rapper with a surprise baby.
Since Kris Jenner has been enormously successful at manipulating and controlling her own kids she probably assumed the same would work on Princess Kanye since they’re all blood related now. And one particular time Jenner tried to win over her favourite child’s baby daddy happened to be captured during an interview for W Magazine. And it’s this kind of thing that gives me LIFE because Princess Kanye doesn’t want his ego nor his d**k stroked by anyone but Princess Kanye.
He plays her some of his unfinished songs [from his new album], including “Awesome,” which is clearly about Kim. When [Kris Jenner] exclaims, “Great job!” West doesn’t find it as flattering as Jenner evidently intended. He raises his eyebrows. “Great job?” he says and sets off on a comic riff that cracks up everyone in the room. Toasting with his champagne glass, he says, “Great job, Baccarat, for making a glass that can hold liquid!” He looks down at his waist. “Great job, belt loops, for keeping my pants up!” Jenner laughs off the mockery but soon is ready to leave. Hugging West goodbye, she tells him, “I love you. You know where to find us, at the George V. Call us tomorrow, if you want.” It seems apparent to everyone, including Jenner, that West will not call.