Late last week, a street sign came out of nowhere and attacked Princess Kanye on the forehead. There were no clues, no suspects, and the only receipts were in the form of paparazzi who need to be fired for failing to do their one job. West and Kimmode went for lunch while looking at property when West collided with the pole. Somehow, none of the photogs caught the moment of collision… only the sound and what happened right after when West attacked more than one paparazzo because it’s someone else’s fault Kimmode didn’t have any Hello Kitty Band-Aids handy. Here’s a sad Princess Kanye the day after the incident.