Baby (not) Taylor Momsen, above, looks so much better when she’s clothed and not smearing boot polish all over her eyelids. This infant isn’t a young Momsen, not that I know of anyway, it’s some kid with a 40-a-day habit who needs to be cheek-to-cheek with Lindsay Lohan in rehab. Momsen’s band, who’re having an altogether too long run given that a pantless tween who can’t apply eyeliner is their selling point, have revealed the artwork for their album. The Pretty Reckless’s album is entitled Light Me Up, and I’m hoping this art is Momsen’s attempt at being self-aware (a tween wearing black nail polish and ripped jeans is… just a tween in black nail polish and ripped jeans, Momsen. Deal with it).
Taylor Momsen’s Botox Works. Album Cover.
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