I’d forgotten that pictures of Duchess Catherine Middleton’s royal biscuit were only a Right Click+Save As away in the giant folder that never forgets that is Google Images.
Last year, a paparazzo admittedly used a long lens and shot topless and bottomless photos of Middleton who got changed on the balcony of a private residence that was visible from the road. She kept her bikini on this time… but it’s basically happened again.
Photos of pregnant Middleton in a bikini on vacation leaked to Italy’s Chi Magazine, the same magazine that feigned contrition that it was okay to publish the n*des in 2012 because the editors (allegedly) had sex photos and (allegedly) held those back.
The British media would never publish today’s photo leak, but it’s still available online and the palace has responded, ‘We are disappointed that photographs of the Duke and Duchess on a private holiday look likely to be published overseas,’ a royal spokeswoman said. ‘This is a clear breach of the couple’s right to privacy.’